i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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