i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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