Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
please come you make the beer taste better
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
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