fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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