omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
accomplished twins. life is a go
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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