As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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