Don't you send me to vm
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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