Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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