well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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