who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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