her vagine was all disorganized.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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