Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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