My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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