Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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