i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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