we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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