He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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