How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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