gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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