no, he came in my armpit
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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