I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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