Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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