Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
You can't just leave with hair like that
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
