I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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