I need help removing her.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I just found puke in my bra..
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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