So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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