i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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