In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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