David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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