that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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