Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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