I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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