And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
A bitchslap is in order.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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