I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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