I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just pynch a tree in the face
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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