new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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