I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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