bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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