Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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