CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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