so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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