I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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