I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Semen is not good for contacts.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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