Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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