so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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