Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I will die if light touches me.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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