then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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