And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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