is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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