Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
