yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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