big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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