Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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