I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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