I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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