I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I AM VODKA MAN
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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