i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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